And I Am Back!

Finally, it’s over. My internship at Unity Infraprojects Ltd. is finally over. No more waking up at 7a.m. in the morning. No more sleeping at 11pm at night. Now, I can go back to my own lifestyle. I can again sleep till 1p.m. in the afternoon and go to sleep at 6a.m. in the morning. I can get wasted again and not worry about office while getting wasted. The only thing I’ll have to worry about is the hangover when I wake up.

How many times have you guys woken up to feel the hangover and then again drink to overcome that hangover? I can remember several…though in my case neither was the hangover because of alcohol, neither was its cure. In my case, it was either because of something green or something brown. In most case it was green.

By the way how many of you like getting totally wasted on weeknights?

So coming back to the topic…it’s time to return to my sweet lazy life!

Oh, how I have missed that laziness…doing nothing all day long, and doing something all night long…finally getting wasted and hitting the bed…sometimes waking up in the morning with almost no recollection of the night.

Or sometimes going on a movie-watching marathon...That was my life and I am going back to it!

Sweeeeeet!!!!

I am going to go “Green” tonight! Full on!

Ciao!

( p.s. the above has nothing to do with real life...it has no references to anybody dead or alive! so dont get the wrong ideas...whatever they might be!! :P )

ツ Monday Randomness

Well Mondays are the days when I think about all the random things that come to mind during the week-ends. 

Like I was thinking this Sunday whether Sunday is the last day of the week or the first day? 

All my school days I had known it to be the first day of the week. When I was at my primary school I learnt this poem

Learning the days of the week can be fun. 
Knowing from the first day it starts to the last day it's done. 

Here is a way to remember each day; 
Picking a day you would most like to play. 

S       is for SUNDAY, the first day of the week 

M       is for MONDAY, time for school don't over sleep 

T       is for TUESDAY, maybe a special day for you 

W       is for WEDNESDAY, half of the week is through 

T       is for THURSDAY, as you struggle along 

F       is for FRIDAY, it's time to play and have fun 

S       is for SATURDAY, ending the week 

And we've learned all seven days not having to peak. 
Again let’s say the days of the week; 
If you do not rhyme you're on a hot streak. 
Sunday 
Monday 
Tuesday 
Wednesday 
Thursday 
Friday 
Saturday 
How proud you can be for learning each day; 
Forever in your mind each day will stay. 

By Berine

Now if that is true, how can you call Saturday and Sunday week-ends? 

And if you consider it to be the first day of the week, why do you have a holiday on the first day of every week? 

Now that’s some Monkey stuff...

The Bloody Crowd

GOD! It’s so crowded over here.. Where you may ask? The answer is everywhere. Just look around you. All you'll see are people and more people. The trains are getting more and more crowded with each passing day.

Try polishing your shoes at home and then try to go from Andheri to Dadar. Before you know it, your shoes will get stamped and your ironed shirt will get crumpled. I guess if you wear a shirt right out of your drier, it will be ironed by the time you get down from the train.
Like for example, today I got my shoes shined at the Dadar station. And just as I turned around after paying the guy, some-bloody-one stepped on my shoes. I was like, " What the FUCK man?" And then I thought,"Shit, just my luck.."
 I have to fight a war each day while getting on a train and even off it. No one has the patience to let the commuters get down from the train before boarding themselves. People start boarding the train even before it has stopped. And, so the poor people who are on the train and want to get down start jumping off the train before it has reached the station. That way they try to avoid the rush. I mean really.. What the hell? Only if they could just wait for the passengers to get down before they started boarding.

THE DOGS

But who'll wait. They see a train coming and suddenly all these "gentlemen" and "ladies" start behaving like a dog who hasn't eaten in days and is seeing a nice piece of meat


But who am I to preach? I am one of those hungry dogs myself. :-P

And so are you…

The Abominable Roomie

Well as u know I am a hostelite. There are some perks of being a hostelite. But with these perks come certain disadvantages. One of these is the guy I share my room with. I dont know what's wrong with him but he seems retarded in some ways. One of his favourite activties is scratching, n I think u can guess where. I mean..really..he cares nothing about where he is standing or with whom he's talking..all of a sudden he just starts scratching. Yuck! 

And that's not all.. Just the other night he wakes up around 4 in the morning and starts shouting at the stray dogs. And why? Because the dogs were barking. I mean..now if the dogs won't bark who will?? Retard..

Have you ever encountered some one even close to being as retard as my room partner? Well, i hope you never do..

Another New Year..

another new year..and another set of new year's resolutions..
another bunch of high achieving targets which we can almost never achieve..
still..we write them..still we think that "this year i will complete this objective, that
i will reach the target"..and so on..
but y do we do it? the most that we do is to follow our target for a month (and thats the
maximum we do, i give up by the very next day)
and so i wonder..
does everyone have that substance in them? its very easy to try to change others.
but can we change our selves?

leave ur comments guys..
gotta sleep..my head hurts because of thinking so much..
Ciao!