The Abominable Roomie

Well as u know I am a hostelite. There are some perks of being a hostelite. But with these perks come certain disadvantages. One of these is the guy I share my room with. I dont know what's wrong with him but he seems retarded in some ways. One of his favourite activties is scratching, n I think u can guess where. I mean..really..he cares nothing about where he is standing or with whom he's talking..all of a sudden he just starts scratching. Yuck! 

And that's not all.. Just the other night he wakes up around 4 in the morning and starts shouting at the stray dogs. And why? Because the dogs were barking. I mean..now if the dogs won't bark who will?? Retard..

Have you ever encountered some one even close to being as retard as my room partner? Well, i hope you never do..