The Bloody Crowd

GOD! It’s so crowded over here.. Where you may ask? The answer is everywhere. Just look around you. All you'll see are people and more people. The trains are getting more and more crowded with each passing day.

Try polishing your shoes at home and then try to go from Andheri to Dadar. Before you know it, your shoes will get stamped and your ironed shirt will get crumpled. I guess if you wear a shirt right out of your drier, it will be ironed by the time you get down from the train.
Like for example, today I got my shoes shined at the Dadar station. And just as I turned around after paying the guy, some-bloody-one stepped on my shoes. I was like, " What the FUCK man?" And then I thought,"Shit, just my luck.."
 I have to fight a war each day while getting on a train and even off it. No one has the patience to let the commuters get down from the train before boarding themselves. People start boarding the train even before it has stopped. And, so the poor people who are on the train and want to get down start jumping off the train before it has reached the station. That way they try to avoid the rush. I mean really.. What the hell? Only if they could just wait for the passengers to get down before they started boarding.

THE DOGS

But who'll wait. They see a train coming and suddenly all these "gentlemen" and "ladies" start behaving like a dog who hasn't eaten in days and is seeing a nice piece of meat


But who am I to preach? I am one of those hungry dogs myself. :-P

And so are you…